Sesame Street? Arrested Development? The connections are as Ann on the nose of plain’s face.
Love you, Sesame Street. For a TV show, you sure do watch a lot of TV.
Sesame Street? Arrested Development? The connections are as Ann on the nose of plain’s face.
Love you, Sesame Street. For a TV show, you sure do watch a lot of TV.
And then you think of the first time you met. And you remember what babies you were. Fresh out of your own parents’ home. And you think of how you wandered around each other for months. Both waiting for the other to get disentangled from now-forgotten other people. And you think of how long you waited for that first kiss. And you hold on to it. And again, you think of the last time you saw her, and you think of the after-coffee kiss on the cheek. So casual. So see-you-next-time. And you try not to think about how that was your last one. And you hold on to that as well.
And you sit there quietly.
How to Attend a Funeral | Mike Monteiro for Medium (via christinefriar)
This entire piece tore me apart from the first to last sentence.
(via whydoihaveablog)
Oy, my heart.
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Here’s today’s Daily GIF!
So much joy surging through me right now. Almost makes up for the Knicks crapping out in the playoffs.
Almost.
(Got such a look from Neens last night after an NBA promo with various players talking about “winning” came on, and I shouted, “DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT WINNING, CARMELO.”)
Sloth Photo Bomb, 2012, 2013
BENJAMEME .013
Oil on vellum
Yesssssssssss.
LK’s meme paintings never disappoint.
The greatest feeling in the world is having a cat walk on your back.
And the worst feeling in the world is having a cat walk on your front. Pointy cat feet + breasts = torture.

If you ever plan on eating one again, you probably don’t want to know how maraschino cherries are made.
I KNEW THEY WERE GROSS WHY DOES NO ONE LISTEN TO ME??
BRB, changing all my user names to something hot like “Bibliodemon” or “Bibliophage.”
I will also be beginning my hip hop career opening up for Gucci Mane as “Bibliomane.”
Thank you for your patience during this exciting time.
(Source: amandaonwriting)
Mel Brooks tells David Bianculli about the late Madeline Kahn:
I’m in tears thinking about Madeline. And what an incredibly gifted gift from god, Madeline Kahn. The funniest and most talented comedienne I think, including people like Carol Burnett who are great, you know, and Gilda Radner who was magnificent, but nobody — listen to me, David Bianculli — nobody could approach the magnificence and wonder of Madeline Kahn. She was really a great gift to us all. … I saw art [in her], not just funny. But I saw a person who was gifted with art. She’s the only one who actually could have worked in opera as an opera singer, as a coloratura. She was that talented or I think she could have worked as a longshoreman in New Jersey. I don’t think there’s anything that Madeline Kahn couldn’t do.”
GIF of Madeline Kahn in Young Frankenstein (1974) via trixiedelight:
Tears, too.